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Joke of the Day

"A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. ""Look in the lion's mouth"" the vet told him. ""How do I do that?"" he asked. ""Carefully"" replied the vet."

"How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and as many as you can fit in the ash tray."

"What did the scat fetishist say to his wife before divorcing her? I've had enough of your shit."

"""Dad, why are there no jews on jupiter?"" ""Because its a gas planet son"""

"Doctor's wife was told she was terrible in bed. After coming home late, the Doctor accused her of cheating. She responded, ""I wasn't out cheating, I was out getting a second opinion."""

"They finally created a generic viagra. Micoxaphlopin is the next big thing."

"Little Girl: ""Mom I want to be a Redditor when i grow up"" Mom: ""Well pick one sweetie, you can't do both"""

"What does it take to reunite the Beatles? 2 more bullets"

"How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !"

"Two competitive silk worms decided to race... ...it ended in a tie."