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Joke of the Day

"Damn girl, you give people cancer. Because you're shining like the sun."

"What's a polar bears favourite pasta? Penguini!"

"How do we know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? If it had been invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush."

"Waiter there is a fly in my soup ! Yes sir thats the manager the last customer was a witch doctor !"

"My mom told me it was impossible to build a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta"

"I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'. Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble."

"My girlfriend told me that she looked fat, and wanted me to give her a compliment... I told her that her eyesight was outstanding."

"On a scale of one to ten, guess how much I like golfing. Fore!"

"What is a mushrooms favorite type of music? Hyphae"

"What's the deal with airplane peanuts? I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?"