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Joke of the Day

"The other day, my friend told me I didn't know what ""irony"" meant... Which was ironic, because I didn't."

"If you don't like oral sex You should keep your mouth shut"

"When I awoke from the accident and they told me my fingers were broken... it was hard to grasp."

"A married couple are having sex..."

"Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning? Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!"

"What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse? Brothel sprouts."

"What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale? A no weigh Jose."

"What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian? Dam... I got to get in shape!"

"I think the best thing about being a cyclops is no one would notice if you had a lazy eye."

"Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!"