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Joke of the Day
"What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast. I'll see myself out."
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"Boy: Calls 911 Boy: calls 911 Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."
"Q: What do you call that great feeling of satisfaction you get when you finish your homework? A: The aftermath."
"Retarded people They shouldn't even exist"
"Did you hear about the score of the football match between Egypt and Ethiopia? Egypt 8 - Ethiopia didn't...."
"I paid $5.99 for The Interview. I now want North Korea to kill me."
"Dear kids, There is NO Santa Claus. Those presents are from your parents. ""With love, WikiLeaks"""
"What has 300 legs and 16 boobs? The breast cancer awareness 10K run"
"What's the difference between dead hookers and copper plumbing? I don't have copper plumbing 8n my crawlspace."
"How do you find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow? You look for the fresh prints."