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Joke of the Day

"What does a clock do when it's hungry? Goes back four seconds."

"What's the difference between a mod and a banana? [removed]"

"Did you hear about the guy with a jurisprudence fetish? He got off on a technicality..."

"My kids have enough energy to run 10,000 laps around the house but get tired walking around the block. I call bullshit."

"i went to middle school with a kid named jonathan math. poor dude was HORRIBLE at math. the expectations of his last name weighed too heavy"

"I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth My parents were into some kinky shit"

"John was going through a rough time, he lost his job and couldn't pay rent. Everything was hopeless when suddenly, he remembered... mitochondria is the power house of the cell."

"I've decided to write a 'knock knock' joke about Jehovah's witnesses. ""Knock, Knock, Knock , knock knock knock knock knock """

"They said she was a cat lady but when I threw her off a small building she didn't land on her feet and now I'm in jail for murder."

"All the good guys aren't taken; they're at the bar on Tuesday nights. Trust me. I'm a stranger on the internet."