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Joke of the Day
"What's an Impressionist's favorite condiment? Manet's."
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"Why was the man suspicous about the tree? I dunno, it seemed a bit shady."
"Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea ? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"Are instant noodles male or female? Male. Cause they get ready in a couple of minutes."
"Walter White should get a monument & every healthcare exec should receive the sentence for his crimes. They made him."
"A dashcam video of a cop lip-syncing and dancing to a Taylor Swift song went viral, which is just one more reason to hate the police."
"A man calls a tobacco shop ... Caller: Do you have Prince Albert in a can?   Clerk: Yes.   Caller: Well, let him out!  "
"How does a turtle grate cheese? Shredder"
"I tried baby proofing my home.. But they keep getting in"
"If I stabbed someone with icicle, no one would find the murder weapon, because it melts. This thought is haunting me."