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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you sit under a cow? A pat on the head."

"If two vegetarians get into a fight Is it still considered beef?"

"I always carry a piece of paper with me, just in case someone tries to attack me with a rock."

"You're so ugly, Scorpion be like, ""Stay over there!"""

"Joke of the Day 6/13/14 I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair."

"What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive. He would be alive."

"New years eve one of the only days when it is socially acceptable to start drinking this early."

"What were ACDC called when they were kids? ABCD"

"After being hit by an airstrike from the Turkish air force, a Syrian leader was quoted as saying... ""As God is my witness, I thought the Turkish couldn't fly..."""

""" You drink too much milk."", said the doctor Your blood is now milk."