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Joke of the Day

"If two vegetarians get into a fight Is it still considered beef?"

"I got a fishing pole for my wife I thought it was a pretty good trade."

"The Sun's probably Asian."

"What is heavy forwards but not backwards? A ton."

"What did the doctor say to the cancer patient? You have tumor months to live."

"I lost 30 lbs, and did it without exercising or changing my diet! Ask me how. Not right now, though. I'm waiting for my meth dealer to call."

"I watch zombie movies to prepare myself if one day it really happens. Same for porn."

"[NSFW] Offensive as Fuck What's big and blue and has 300 nipples? The dumpster outside the breast cancer clinic."

"My mother is like cloud storage. Everyone shares her and i have no idea where she's located. Ps: I don't know if i phrased everything correctly."

"Having my wisdom teeth pulled. They have nothing left to teach me. I must learn on my own from now on."