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Joke of the Day
"I always carry a piece of paper with me, just in case someone tries to attack me with a rock."
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"What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne? Air to the bone"
"Don't force funny huh? Well, I have funny tied to a chair in my basement and...unless we become fast friends... ...he's losing a knee cap."
"What happens when the fog clears in California? UCLA"
"It's perfectly fine to offer raisins to a guest (if nuclear winter is upon us & you're living in an underground bunker)"
"The man who invented AutoCorrect has died. Restaurant in piece."
"Jesus rose on the third day. He then went over to the men and said... ""Hola, senor! What is my job?"""
"What do you get when you put resistance on a stove? Ohm on the range"
"A man walks into a pet shop and says: ""Give me a wasp."" The shopkeeper replies: ""We don't sell wasps."" He says: ""There's one in the window."
"I can't believe we have a barack president. It's an obamanation!"