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Joke of the Day
"You're so ugly, Scorpion be like, ""Stay over there!"""
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"When a couple breaks up never believe her story Why? Because only history is reliable."
"What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants? My iPhone 6"
"Was told to fuck bitches and get money. All I got was charged with bestiality"
"What's Big, White and If It falls out of a tree it will kill you? A Fridge"
"They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already."
"Quantum Mechanics Knock Knock joke quick one: knockknock who's there quantum mechanics quantum mechanics who? You won't know until you open the door O_O"
"What did the father Buffalo say to his son as he left for school? Bison"
"Violets are blue, roses are red Violets are blue, roses are red. We're doing it backwards, That's what she said."
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it."