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Joke of the Day

""" You drink too much milk."", said the doctor Your blood is now milk."

"What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded."

"If I got 1$ for every failed math exam... I'd have $ 10.30 now."

"Algebra must have trouble letting go of past relationships... ...it always wants people to find it's x."

"Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it's says ""No *Tres*passing."

"What do you call the teacher who lost her baby? Miss Carriage"

"My electric car is getting a service, so I have to drive an acoustic one."

"In the today's news a man was caught attempting to pickpocket Warwick Davis. Don't know how anyone could stoop so low."

"What does a corpse and snow have in common? They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children."

"Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because Mrs. Claus told him he'd never get in the back door."