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Joke of the Day
"Wat did the romans say when they put jesus on the cross? ""Nailed It"""
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"It's like these fools at the gym have never seen a girl with roller skates on the treadmill before."
"Donald trump was caught masturbating during a rally, He was blowing his own trumpet."
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"I like my coffee like I like my wife... cold and bitter."
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