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Joke of the Day
"What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business."
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"Knock, knock... .. Who's there? Buster Buster who? Buster cherry, where's ya daughter?"
"Sorry I painted a hat on your head while you were sleeping, but I can't knit."
"GIRL: would you like to go out for dinner sometime? ME:*nervously looks around* MY MUM: *appearing from nearby bush* he only eats lunchables"
"Calling your girlfriend by her Moms name during a fight is a great way to escalate the situation."
"How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm? Who cares?"
"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing... It just waved."
"I love how women always smell good, and can complete you, and are sometimes wrapped in tinfoil. Wait, that's a burrito. I love burritos."
"They say innocence is always found in the children. This has only made it more difficult for me to understand why so many pedophiles are found guilty."
"Why don't they allow computers in prison? Is it because of the escape button? I think it's because of the escape button."