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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the man who owned a riding academy? Business kept falling off!"
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"What kind of phone does a molester have? the iTouch. ( lame but I made it up in class when I was like 15 lmfao)"
"What do you call safe sex with a horse Trojan"
"When i was a kid we played football on a bit of grass at the bottom of the bridge where people often committed suicide... We used the jumpers for goalposts."
"What did the hot dog say on the toilet? Mustuuurd"
"I have two boyfriends! Well, I'm dating two men Okay. Ben and I are just friends Same with Jerry Fine. I have ice cream. But it's love."
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow? You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years"
"Sorry I called you a drunk, but in my defense, I didn't think you'd remember."
"How dwarfs have sex ? Little by little !"
"santa claus visits everyone Q: What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton? A: Ho, ho, ho!"