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Joke of the Day
"What do you call safe sex with a horse Trojan"
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"Alcohol & Fanta If I Drink Alcohol , I m Alcoholic... If I Drink Fanta, M I Fantastic...?"
"What do you call a bulimic tree? Sycamore."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a Warehouse."
"When life gives you chlamydia, make lemon chlamydia?"
"*waits until a bird falls asleep, quietly creeps beside it's nest* HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO ARE YOU AWAKE!?!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS!?!"
"DOCTOR: I'm afraid I've got bad news ME: *pulls an apple from pocket* DOCTOR: *sweating* GOOD NEWS, I MEANT GOOD NEWS"
"Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse to join search for Malaysia Airlines Flight 370"
"What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub? Laundry."
"I guess I just felt safer when Martha Stewart was still in prison."