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Joke of the Day
"What did the hot dog say on the toilet? Mustuuurd"
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"What does a pirate say when he turns 80? Aye matey"
"What do you get when you run over a goose? Goose bumps."
"What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore? I wouldn't shoot heroin."
"As I looked at my naked body in the mirror, I thought to myself: ""I'm going to get thrown out of this home depot in a minute."""
"Why did the gay guy cross the road? I'll let you know when I get to the other side."
"What is the French version of the name Parker? Valet."