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Joke of the Day

"TIL: In the 60's people started a music festival before Woodstock in Alabama. It's called ""Burning Church"""

"What do you call two midgets giving each other oral sex? 34.5ing"

"I attempted my first press-up today. Sadly I only smelled defeat."

"I like to cover my tracks by ending all my Google searches with the word ""hypothetically"""

"What do rich people and bad flossers have in common? Deep pockets."

"""Please add your phone number to secure your acct."" Facebook is now the Nigerian Prince."

"My lawyer friend loves board games... ...but he has been sad lately, ever since he started that Risk-free 30-day trial."

"Another Sunday at Gym Church w/ Pastor Pumpz. We sang ""My Bod is an Awesome Bod"", ""Bod is Great Bod is Good"", and ""Be Thou My Protein"""

"What's the difference between a baby and a fridge? The fridge doesn't cry when you put your meat in it"

"There's no I in you. Yet."