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Joke of the Day

"So I recently opened a suicide bomb shop in Syria, and it's doing great! Prophets are going through the roof."

"Do you know that crazy Mexican that steals trains? He had loco motives"

"When you want to stop the blacks from hanging around your store so much... cut them down."

"Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece? Because Greece lightening"

"What do you call the Loch Ness monster on drugs You're high ness"

"""PSST."" It came from my waffles. ""PSST,"" again. ""What?"" I ask, furtively. ""You look really nice today."" Complimentary Breakfast"

"Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter? Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan"

"What's the fastest curry in the world? Usain Balti.."

"Dear whoever is playing sweet child o' mine at 2:30 in the night at full blaring volume to disturb the whole neighborhood......NICE!"

"Office Scare Prank"