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Joke of the Day
"Do you know that crazy Mexican that steals trains? He had loco motives"
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"What's the name of the Mexican woman with no legs? Cuntswaylow"
"Why do they put cotton in pill bottles? To remind black people they were slaves before they became drug dealers."
"I hate school and got caught skipping the other day... My principal said, ""Walk normal next time, you fruitcake."""
"My parents told me not to listen to my iPod too loud... It was sound advice."
"What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle? I got my ion you."
"What time do dentists fly airplanes? Tooth Hurty (2:30)"
"NSFW how did the mother know her daughter was on her period? Daddy's dick tasted funny"
"Why are muslim people so kind-hearted? Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb"
"9/11 Threesome. When twins go down on you."