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Joke of the Day
"When you want to stop the blacks from hanging around your store so much... cut them down."
Next Joke
"Gotta be careful. My astrologer just warned me someone pretending to predict the future would steal my money."
"My friend asked me if I ever missed the idea of being in the womb. I said ""The only thing I'd miss was my umbilical cord....."" I was very attached to it."
"I was walking down the street When I ran into Oedipus; so I said, ""what's up motherf**ker?"
"Why were Democrats in the lead early on? Republicans weren't off of work yet."
"How do Ghosts get Drunk? Booze."
"Hell yeah I want your website to play music without warning or a mute button!"
"Gabe Newell just died... His hair black"
"Folks I'm seeing Trainwreck tomorrow night. Then after the GOP debate, I might go to the new Amy Schumer movie! Yeah, I went there"
"My friend is a midget... I hold it over her head literally all the time."