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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the Loch Ness monster on drugs You're high ness"
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"Inside Out 2: The girl enters puberty. Her emotions get out of control. She goes Goth. Sadness murders the other emotions in their sleep"
"A surface topologist sits in a coffee shop thinking deeply about his research... he takes a sip from his doughnut."
"Remove dead skin by hurling yourself into an active volcano."
"I've been a right-leaning man for most of my life Fuck scoliosis."
"What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale? A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding."
"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Black and full of semen."
"you know what really turns on a nerd? unprotected wifi"
"One day at a Stripper Club Stripper: ""The more you tip, the more I'll reveal!"" (*tips more money*) Stripper: ""Bush did 9/11!"""
"I just had a massive case of diarrhea... And I couldn't tell if it was the watermelon or the nuts"