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Joke of the Day
"What's the fastest curry in the world? Usain Balti.."
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"How does an octopus go to war? Well-Armed"
"Have to make a funny comic for French class. Any topic suggestions?"
"I am a simple man with simple jokes. A tumblrite came up to me and told me I needed to respect her being a pansexual. I said ""why do you want to fuck bread? You'll get a yeast infection."""
"What type of gun does a feminist carry? A revulva"
"Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's? cause they're always dropping beets"
"Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire? Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!"
"People who talk about me behind my back discussed me."
"If you can recite the alphabet backwards to a police officer they will arrest you for fingering a minor."
"""I'm very sorry, but you will die soon"", said the doctor ""How soon?"", the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. ""In ten."" ""Ten what? Ten years? Ten-"" ""Nine."" ""Eight."""