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Joke of the Day
"Mama bear to Papa bear: ""Well... You might call it hibernating -- I call it 'goofing off'."""
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"CNN Poll: 50% of Bernie Sanders supporters drink whole milk, 35% drink 2% milk, and 15% drink skim milk They all hate the 1% though"
"How can you spot the blind man at the nude beach? It ain't hard"
"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? Same time next month?"
"Hi my name is Richard. I'm a husband and it's been 3 months since my last decision."
"My friend died of a methamphetamine overdose the other day..... When people ask what happened I say, M E T H O.D. man"
"Want to hear a funny joke? Women's rights."
"A Liberian man has 1 pie and shares half with his friend, what does he now have? Ebola, most likely."
"[Jedi Academy] Why do you want to be Jedi? [Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army] To keep the peace"
"They say love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit"