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Joke of the Day

"[Jedi Academy] Why do you want to be Jedi? [Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army] To keep the peace"

"A word in this sentence is misspelled. Misspelled."

"Why don't lamps talk? They're antisocial lights."

"What is religious favorites food ? Chop Suey"

"What's the fastest land animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken"

"The other day I saw Denzel Washington walking down the street. I shouted to him ,""Hey Denzel!"" He responded, ""Does every black man look like Denzel Washington to you?"" Classic Denzel."

"What's the difference between a faggot and a freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when you take the meat out!"

"What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank? One Alpha Fish."

"What do viagra and China have in common? Rigged erections"

"Justin Bieber getting tasered would be the most watched YouTube video of all time."