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Joke of the Day

"My friend died of a methamphetamine overdose the other day..... When people ask what happened I say, M E T H O.D. man"

"You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back."

"Have you heard the joke about Whole Foods? It was so bad it made me sustainably groan."

"Two musicians and a drummer walk into a bar..."

"Why did a Stripper run for mayor? Because she did great on the pole"

"Superman's only weakness is the extremely rare Kryptonite that all his enemies have."

"This week in Nascar it all comes down to one race... The Caucasians."

"Happy Father's Day! You motherfuckers are alright!"

"Sometimes I can't remember what parking lot I left my car in at the mall so I get it Malaysia Airlines...I totally get it."

"When a topologist drops acid... ...is it called a Mobius Trip?"