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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat psychic? a four chin teller."
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"They say talk is cheap but my last phone call cost me $2.99 per minute, billed directly to my credit card."
"Show me someone who is ""cheery"" in the morning and I will show you someone who probably knows how to dispose of a body."
"After 10 missed calls in a row, I'm tempted to answer the phone just so I can find out who wants to be murdered."
"4 people were about to have sex I think they were in foursome fun"
"I was having trouble starting my Venn Diagram... But now it's all coming together."
"Remember don't judge, you never know what another person is going through Unless they're constantly oversharing on Facebook, then go ahead"
"What did the poles do during world war two? They held the telephone wires off the ground."
"What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs? Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce ""Pho"". ;_;"
"I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na.."