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Joke of the Day

"A chinese man goes to the eye doctor... The doctor says ""You have cataract. "" and the chinese guy says ""No, I have a rinkin continental."""

"Sometimes I miss my grandfather, but I know he's up in heaven groping angel titties and saying some next level racist shit."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped."

"What did the gay cow say just before sex? STICK IT IN MY ANGUS"

"Where did the memes make their last stand? The Aylmao."

"I like my women like my chicken... White meat only."

"Why did the snowman have a smile on his face? Because the snowblower was coming down the block."

"If two rap artists adopted a child... Would it be named Lil Jon Wayne?"

"The Economic Breakfast by Roland Marge"

"I got invited to my first HS party... ten years too late, fuck you all i'm not going to the reunion, get bent."