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Joke of the Day

"When the girl working the counter says ""would you like fries with that?"" say..""are you calling me fat??"" then burst into tears. Free meal."

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of it's paws, a comma has a pause and the end of it's clause."

"Only Pools And Corpses A new sitcom starring Michael Barrymore and Demi Moore."

"childrens alphabet books are the only thing keeping us from forgetting what a xylophone is"

"Did you hear about the cactus that went to the party? He spiked the drinks."

"What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters? Christmas in July"

"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side!"

"Donald Trump was born when someone put a pinkie ring in a bag of Cheetos and left it in a lightning storm."

"What do you call a penny with Jesus on it? J.C. Penny"

"Their wedding went off without a hitch... ...which was a problem in itself!"