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Joke of the Day

"A chemist discovered a revolutionary new compound of technetium, sulfur, helium, and bismuth. It got him tons of BiTcHeS."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa"

"She pays in all ones because her father taught to always ask for small bills. Her father was a bank robber."

"Why should you never play poker with a crocodile? You will lose every hand."

"A son to his mother: Mum, I don't like grandma. The mother: Shut up, we eat what we have!"

"If ignorance truly is bliss, my coworkers must be in a constant state of euphoria."

"Why can't a blonde dial 911 ? She can't find the eleven."

"""I'll have the Anti-sleeping Prescription"" ""Sir, those are kids"" ""Gimme two"""

"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gives it to her."

"Boss sent me a message the other day: *Send me some funny messages* I replied: *I'm working right now, I will send you later* Boss: *hahaha..send me another one*"