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Joke of the Day
"The Greek restaurant in my town is so authentic that it went bankrupt"
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"How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!"
"Therapist: what's your biggest issue with your husband? Wife: he gives me no privacy Me: [tapping on window from outside] that's not true"
"""Daaaaaaaaaaaad, what should I do with this industrial roll of bubble wrap?"" ""Just pop it in the corner please"" It took me 2 hours."
"Annie, are you ok? You sure? Cool That's how long that song would've lasted if I sang it."
"My wife is acting like giving me the silent treatment for four days is a bad thing."
"It's not that people use only 10% of their brains, it's that only 10% of people use their brains."
"Why is Patrick so dumb? He's living under a rock."
"The shame of my ancestry weighs heaviest on my soul any time a white person asks if they can get a ""what what""."
"I gave up on photography. Couldn't focus."