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Joke of the Day
"My wife is acting like giving me the silent treatment for four days is a bad thing."
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"Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes? A: No eye-deer."
"I dropped french class because my teach was a dick... I was late on the first day and he said i was a retard."
"What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear? An Amoeba."
"[x-post from r/dyslexia] Today I misread 63 as 68 so it took me twice as long to get home with the public transport Whoops, wrong bus"
"What do you call a Native American with psoriasis? Apache Indian"
"I'm gonna have an Avengers themed birthday party But don't tell anyone, I'm trying to keep it Loki."
"If I learned anything from my childhood, its that if you cry long enough, your dead hamster will be reborn as a rabbit"
"Wet wipes are tissues who like to party."
"What do you call 100 cows masterbating ? Beef Strokenoff"