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Joke of the Day
"Why is Patrick so dumb? He's living under a rock."
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"What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo? A smokesalottapotamus Edit: [Found one in the wild.. ](http://i.imgur.com/c2Vt1sd.jpg)"
"Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation? Because she threw out all the bent ones."
"Why can't women enjoy porn as much as men? They can tell when the girls are faking it. (This joke best after a few drinks)"
"What is the least pleasant state to live in? Missouri."
"A person walks into a bar. Ouch."
"Can someone please wake up Billie Joe Armstrong?"
"I'm sorry I picked up dog poop using your selfie stick."
"I repaired my watch with some old parts. It's got a second-hand second hand."
"This may sound racist but all black luggage looks the same."