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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a writer who feels like they've been born in the wrong body Transcribe"

"I told my jewish friend a Holocaust Joke... It Holocaust me our friendship."

"I saw a documentary about how ships are held together It was riveting"

"My wife's fish net stockings are so tight that my legs look like wafer cookies when I take them off."

"Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA ""Gosh!"" he said ""If n only that job was in Texas Ah'd take it!"""

"Why is a laundromat a bad place to pick up women? Because if she can't afford a washer and dryer, she will never be able to support your broke ass..."

"Ate a burger while reading about the worst burgers in America. Now I'm gonna read about the decline of society while I tweet."

"What do you call a basement full of liberals? A whine cellar."

"If cavemen had Twitter we would still not have fire."

"Looking at all the post on my news feed, it is very hot today. News Flash people, it is summertime. That is what happens in summer months. Keep me posted in January also when it is cold out. Thanks"