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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a basement full of liberals? A whine cellar."
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"What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars http://imgur.com/QdWVk4r"
"Did you hear they're going to print the Daily Mail on A1 sheets? It's pretty big news."
"According to Ron Burgundy... According to Ron Burgundy from *Anchorman*, people from San Diago are known as Sandiagons. Then what are people from Tampa called?"
"Have you heard Adrian peterson used to play baseball? He might play for the twins this year. Apparently he is a switch hitter."
"Why can't America play chess? They are missing 2 towers"
"*weighs self* ""Shit"" *takes clothes off* ""GODDAMMIT"" *takes tampon out*"
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun. A Roman-Catholic"
"If at first you don't succeed, it's called 'Attempted' Murder."
"I'd like to open a Greek sandwich shop in Lower Manhattan. I'll call it Ground Gyro."