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Joke of the Day

"Why is a laundromat a bad place to pick up women? Because if she can't afford a washer and dryer, she will never be able to support your broke ass..."

"Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a ""tuba glue."""

"How does a snail win a race? It runs against Hillary."

"[Pun] Why did Henry invent the assembly line? He couldn't a-Ford not to. *bad-dum tish*"

"I always wanted to marry a girl with nice big melons... Too bad she cantalope :("

"Why don't Jehovah's witnesses celebrate Halloween? They don't appreciate strangers coming up to their door."

"Why do porn stars hate driving? Because people always pull out infront of them."

"If you're using public transport never give up your seat to an old lady... That's how I lost my job as a bus driver."

"Yo mommas so old... She sees Dr. Grant."

"I've just got back from an undertakers convention and the main topic was new ways of disposing of the dead There was a lot of thinking outside of the box."