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Joke of the Day

"Looking at all the post on my news feed, it is very hot today. News Flash people, it is summertime. That is what happens in summer months. Keep me posted in January also when it is cold out. Thanks"

"Two condoms walk past a gay bar... one turns to the other and says ""Hey, do you wanna get..... shitfaced?"" (sorry if you saw this already)"

"If you're class of 2020.... then you must have a vision for the future."

"I want to get stoned like I cheated on my Iranian husband."

"This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess."

"If you get in the mood to do some work, someone will always wake you up."

"I told my wife I want to try anal sex... She said she's been having anal sex for years. My entire life is the joke."

"Premature Ejokeulation What do you get when you cross someone with a sex disorder and someone who ruins punchlines?"

"I wish robot servants were affordable already."

"Kim Jong Un Executed 15 Officials This Year, South Korea Says Not sure how he did it but that is just amazing, great job Kim Jong."