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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? He's always nailed to the boards...."
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"Last night, a guy tried to stab me with a butter knife He said i was toast."
"What's Donald Trumps's favorite Christmas carol? White Christmas"
"the difference between me and humpty dumpty is that his friends looked at him and thought to themselves ""we should put him back together"""
"Did you know? Call of duty has been released in Iraq and Afgahnistan as ""The Sims."""
"A guy walks into a bar He has a frog on his shoulder, the bartender says Hey where'd ya get that? The frog says it started out as a wart on my ass."
"Did you hear about the tight end who went to prison? He came out a wide receiver"
"Why did Napoleon wear sleeves? For his armies"
"What's red and fucks old ladies? Me, in my lucky red jacket."
"Why doesn't Justin Bieber like Sports Authority? Because he likes Dicks."