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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the tight end who went to prison? He came out a wide receiver"
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"What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on? Vin Diesel! : D Source: http://youtu.be/DmI_PcJQ6Wo"
"It was so cold out... I was cold out today, I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets."
"Yo mama's so fat when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party."
"1 in 3 Americans, weighs as much as the other 2...!!"
"According to the 19 citations I got for trespassing and peeping, ""neighborhood watch"" isn't what I thought it was"
"Forgot to do yoga yesterday. That makes it 6 years in row now."
"I finally got a housekeeper. it's my ex-wife. She kept the house."
"My girlfriend thinks she has syphilis.. I keep telling her it's all in her head."