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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Justin Bieber like Sports Authority? Because he likes Dicks."
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"my wife's friend is so pissed i made fun of his lazy eye he's having a hard time even looking at me"
"What do you call a sleep walking nun? A Roman Catholic"
"A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks... ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"What do cookies do when they have sex? They crumb. Alternate: ""What does a cookie say when its having sex?"" ""I'm crumbing"""
"Well, say what you will about Jerry Sandusky... At least we know he drives slowly through school zones."
"I am Bill Gates and today, I will be teaching you how to count to ten: 1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
"If pro is the opposite of con... What's the opposite of progress?"
"How does Liam Neeson like his martini? Taken, not stirred."
"If a tree falls in the woods.... .....and no one is around to hear it. Will a hipster buy the soundtrack?"