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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a bar He has a frog on his shoulder, the bartender says Hey where'd ya get that? The frog says it started out as a wart on my ass."

"What do you call a gay drive-by. A Fruit Roll-Up"

"Looking for a joke: irish dinner potatoe Pretty close, but need to know the exact joke about irish dinner consisting of potatos and beer"

"You can eat gluten-free, organic food without telling everyone at your table."

"I found some dignity. If no one claims it in 24 hours, I'm keeping it."

"If any of you ladies want pancakes for breakfast, just come over....you can make them here, because I want some too"

"""If you get me to the next station I promise I'll never let you fall below half a tank again"" - A Memoir"

"Why are people reluctant to eat pudding that is past its expiration date? Because it is off pudding."

"What do you call an underwater dog? A sub woofer!"

"How to get mustard out of your white shirt.. 1) go to a store 2) buy a new shirt"