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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee served the same way like I like my women... A cup"
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"What do a gas pump nozzle and a penis have in common? No matter how much you shake them, they still leak a little bit when you try and put them away."
"I love Brown people... but I fucking hate Muslims."
"Do people with a foot fetish get off when their car gets towed?"
"How do you take a screenshot of a picture of a circumcision? Using the snipping tool"
"What does a British man do when he finds a prostitute and is in the mood? He pounds."
"My grandmothers astrological sign was Cancer. Ironic, how she died. Crushed to death by a giant crab."
"Next time I see a dead deer on the side of the road I'm going to leave and come back dressed as Santa with a sign that says, ""Help, need ride!"""
"I read an actual newspaper today! For those of you who don't understand, a newspaper is like the Internet but made of paper."
"Why is Uncle Sam's penis Blue and White? You supply the red."