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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee served the same way like I like my women... A cup"

"Whenever i have a headache,i take two asprins and keep away the children,like the bottle says"

"Where do poor meatballs live? In the Spaghetto. (I 've seen this on reddit before, one of my all time favorites though!)"

"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."

"I want to tell a joke about infrastructure spending in the UK but only people in London will get it."

"Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married."

"My Doctor says I need to start exercising religiously. So now I hit the gym on Christmas and Easter."

"Why are Canadian Jews so poor? Because there are no pennies to pick up off the ground."

"How did the Mathematician cure his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil."

"I spend 90% of my time at the gym choosing the right song for my workout."