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Joke of the Day

"My co-worker just dropped this on me, thought I share. What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy? Neighbor"

"Last 4th I remember watching the fireworks on the TV In hindsight, that probably wasn't the best place to light them"

"Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!"

"*Crosses fingers* *Fingers plan their revenge*"

"My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me... To cheer me up, my friend told me ""There are plenty more in the sea."""

"The last time Twitter was down I was forced to speak to real people. Real people go on and on and on and on, for way over 140 characters..."

"The best part of being single is that you always get to be right."

"I will be learning Hebrew in Jew course..."

"Confucius Say Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time"

"Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south? Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer."