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Joke of the Day

"I'm not playing hard to get. I'm playing leave me the fuck alone."

"Dark Joke from my sister when she was 6. Her: How did the dead baby get across the road? Me: How? Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: ....."

"Why can't you purchase minerals by the gallon? They only come in quarts(z)"

"Whos the coolest guy in hospital? The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy"

"[MEGATHREAD] The Post Formerly Known as Prince Since he's gone."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because it was my first wank in a week"

"If guns don't kill people; people kill people... Then toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast."

"I went to an atom party last night. It was crazy, but in the middle of the party a couple splitted up and the party exploded!"

"Hey, car guys, I got a joke for you the Toyota Prius."

"Life without bacon is meaning less... That's why we can kill the jews."