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Joke of the Day

"So i stole this joke from I Love Lucy, So a woman walks into a restaurant The woman says to the waiter, ""Two pork chops, and make them lean."" And the waiter says, ""Yes, ma'am. Which way?"""

"""I see your face and raise you a boner."" - a fun way for a poker player to tell his girlfriend she's attractive"

"If I had a dime for every time I didn't know what was going on... I'd be like, ""Why ya'll keep giving me all these dimes?"""

"Never treat someone like an iPhone when they treat you like a BlackBerry."

"I hope Death is a woman... That way, it'll never come for me..."

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you take out the sausage."

"My roommate is such a hypocrite when it comes to sharing. Apparently it's okay for him to finish my leftover pizza, but it's not okay for me to finish in his girlfriend."

"how many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? juan."

"Three tomatoes are walking down the street... A papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. The baby tomato starts falling behind so the papa tomato squishes him and says, Ketchup!"

"What did the sheep at the fraternity say? Braaaaaaaah"