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Joke of the Day

"Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair."

"So the power went out during the Superbowl (Texans Joke) Better get J.J Watt!"

"What happens if you pass gas in church? You have to sit in your own pew."

"If someone got my name tattooed on them I'd break up with them to prove it was a bad idea."

"How are neutrinos and i alike? Were both constantly penetrating your mom"

"What's the fastest way to get a ripped body? Take highwhey."

"Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac? He stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog."

"Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ? They were Holo-costly"

"Two men were walking on the train track One says to another: ""I am exhausted man, let's walk for a bit."" P.S: From a country rich with oil, but not good jokes - Azerbaijan"

"I think that time will eventually show that Vanilli was by far the more talented of the two."