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Joke of the Day

"Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city? Because it was mini apple list."

"I burned a kid in a wheelchair today. Hot wheels."

"The homework is due on Monday. ""Can I get an extension?"" The homework is due on Monday.png"

"""I'm on the Reich track baby, I was born this race."" -Nazi Gaga"

"Pretty sure my first black friend was ""The Wire."""

"The older I get, the better I was."

"WIFE: Let's role-play ME: OK W: U be a teacher *I get up & leave* W: Where u going? M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do?"

"Knew a guy who wore a shirt that just said ""hentai"" to work knowing his boss couldn't write him up without admitting he knew what hentai is"

"Let's hope no one builds a convenience store inside a volcano because that doesn't seem like it would be convenient at all."

"How do you get rid of somebody? Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!"