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Joke of the Day

"Never understood the desperation behind placing ur order in English at KFC/McD. Heard a guy practicing his order while sanding in the queue."

"What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice? Justinice."

"What do you call two crows on a fence? Attempted murder."

"Of course your milkshake brings the boys to the yard. What boy doesn't love milkshakes? If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed."

"Buckwheat converted to Islam... He is now Kareem of Wheat"

"I knew joining a gym was a bad idea when I got there and needed help pulling the door open."

"Son, I'm not a mad scientist, just a disappointed scientist."

"what is a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet"

"It's hard dating a snowman... His parents will never warm up to you."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baron ! Baron who ? Baron mind who you're talking to !"