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Joke of the Day
"I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either"
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"AMERICAN SNIPER is, without a doubt, the most violent entry in the AMERICAN PIE series"
"WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THE SILENT TREATMENT?! ~me, drunk, at a wax museum"
"Why do lesbians like radishes? Because they like to get their daikon."
"Three men walk into a bar They all get concussion"
"How I pissed off my girlfriend during sex. I called her."
"I have a really funny dick Girls laugh every time they see it."
"What is a great way to baby-proof a house? Condoms"
"My doctor wrote me a prescription... It writes dailysex but my girlfriend insists it's dyslexia"
"Have you heard about the world's safest driver? He's wreckless!"