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Joke of the Day

"Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he's a pain in the neck."

"People say women can do everything men can do. Have women ever successfully oppressed an entire gender?"

"Tax time is when I'm grateful that I'm detal oriented."

"What did the Queen fans say at the stoning? We will We will Rock you!"

"harry potter and the prisoner of society"

"Did you hear about the time Hitler and Stalin shared an apartment? It turns out that their landlord was the lessor to two evils."

"""I can't eat all of that!"" ... and other lies I tell"

"The company that makes the Opera browser have asked Sir Patrick Stewart to redesign their logo They want him to make its O."

"Yo mama so fat... her carbon footprint turned to diamond."

"Yo moma so old... in her history class, they just wrote down what they was doing!"