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Joke of the Day

"Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he's a pain in the neck."

"Some guy told me he could get 10 times as many women as I do Joke's on him, 10 times zero is still zero."

"Taken 4: Liam Neeson's daughter is kidnapped again. He calls up kidnappers and says ""just keep her. She's annoying and I'm tired of this"""

"What if lollipops moaned when you licked them?"

"I lost 189 lbs in one week. By getting a divorce."

"Since yesterday, more than 2 million Brits have called for a new EU referendum... That's what you get when Donald Trump says you made the right choice."

"I am gonna die with this joke http://www.thegeekbyte.com/install-wordpress-localhost/"

"drity Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"Someone didnt click the button in /r/thebutton Yeah... Thats a good joke , he impossible!"

"What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common? Nether of them have a pop."