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Joke of the Day
"Yo moma so old... in her history class, they just wrote down what they was doing!"
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"My 5th grade teacher said my life would never be worth anything but my wife paid a homeless man $3 to kill me so suck it Mrs. Jacobsen"
"Two women were driving on the highway when the traffic rapport broadcast said there was a car driving in the opposite direction. ""One? There are hundreds of them"""
"Speaking of corny jokes: how do you win a race against vegetables? You have to get ahead of lettuce! Ahahahahaha!"
"I hate when the cops throw me in the back of the squad car like they didn't hear me call shotgun."
"Steve Irwin should have wore sunblock... ... to prevent against harmful rays."
"What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart? Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol"
"People who like ""The Bachelor"" are like racists; you know they're out there, but you just hope your friends don't feel that way."
"They add a scent to natural gas so we can smell it if there's a leak and we're in danger. Same reason Axe Body Spray has a scent."
"I have a phobia of over engineered buildings I have a complex complex complex."